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Jimmy interviews Juha Salminen

 
GoonRider GoonRider
Guru | Posts: 1334 | Joined: 10/05
Posted: 09/07/06
10:03 AM

[Jimmy tracks down KTM’s Juha Salminen for an interview]
Jimmy: Juha! That's fun to say! Juha... Juuuuuha... Juhhhhhhhhhha...


Jimmy: [out of breath from chasing Juha] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your helmet so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was practice? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of testing done? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big helmet, too? -
Juha: - Go away !
Jimmy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Juha: No way.
Jimmy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Juha: Thanks, but I don't sing.
Jimmy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Juha: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.
Jimmy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.
Juha: Actually, there's a BIG difference.
Jimmy: No there's not. Wait...
[Starts singing loud and off-key]
Jimmy: I'm singing/I'm at the track/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm at the track/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
KTM Team Manager: HEY! There's no singin' at the Track!
Jimmy: Yes there is!
KTM Team Manager: No there's not!
Jimmy: We sing all the time!
KTM Team Manager: No you don't!
Jimmy: Especially when we build toys!
[Back to Juha]
Jimmy: See?


Juha: Whoa. Where did you say you were from again?


Jimmy: [farts loud and long] Did you hear that?
Juha: You're so weird.


[Juha rides off shaking his head and roosts Jimmy]


Jimmy: SON of a NUTcracker!

 

 
yzwoods yzwoods
Addict | Posts: 13199 | Joined: 05/06
Posted: 09/07/06
12:11 PM

Lmao. I have somthing to add to this, But gotta get up at 230am, So ill post later. Id like to hear SOVs opinion on this? Later.  WOODS.  
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It's called wash your bike stupid.

 
SOV(Some old Vet) SOV(Some old Vet)
Guru | Posts: 781 | Joined: 06/06
Posted: 09/07/06
01:56 PM

Chuckle, chuckle, grin, smile…(sound of clearing throat) Man, why do you bag on Jimmy all the time. I mean he has a lot of work (suppressed laugh) to do (forced cough). (clear throat again) He is a very important man, you know, (suppressed smile) and just because he doesn’t answer our threads with suggestions to make DR a better place to be and mag to read, doesn’t mean you have cart’ blanc to burn him every chance you get. (Cough, giggle, clear throat)


Who am I kidding? Jimmy and Pete are the whipping boys. We would burn them in effigy if we could. What I want to know is where the photos of that interview are?


 


(Jimmy, just know that we love you man, and I’m still up for doing a test ride at a WORCS on the Aprilia 450)

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You don't stop riding because you get old, You get old because you stop riding.


SOV - Flying NOE

 

 
GoonRider GoonRider
Guru | Posts: 1334 | Joined: 10/05
Posted: 09/07/06
02:08 PM

Wouldn't you know it....there are no pictures! Seems that Jimmy forgot to remove the lens cap........again!

 

 
SOV(Some old Vet) SOV(Some old Vet)
Guru | Posts: 781 | Joined: 06/06
Posted: 09/07/06
07:33 PM

LMAO

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You don't stop riding because you get old, You get old because you stop riding.


SOV - Flying NOE

 

 
soggydirtbike soggydirtbike
Enthusiast | Posts: 462 | Joined: 09/05
Posted: 09/09/06
06:21 PM

prolly ran over the cam with his beamer

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GoonRider GoonRider
Guru | Posts: 1334 | Joined: 10/05
Posted: 09/09/06
09:52 PM

Beamer??? Hell no! Jimmy is big time, he drives a MB SL-600!


 

 
t-rav t-rav
Addict | Posts: 2633 | Joined: 03/05
Posted: 09/10/06
10:15 AM

I think that car looks ugly. Or maybe it is just the angle of the picture. I'd sell it if I had that car, and buy something better.

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