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The devil went down to Georgia

 
XXSUPERHEROXX XXSUPERHEROXX
Guru | Posts: 1396 | Joined: 12/05
Posted: 01/06/06
12:38 PM

The devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause
he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal, when he came across this young man
rompin ' on a CR and racin' it hot. And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy, let me tell you what.

I guess you didn't know it but I'm a CR Racer, too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll
make a bet with you. Now, you race pretty good CR, boy, but give the devil his due. I'll bet
a trophy of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My
name's Jimmy, and it might be a sin. But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm
the best that's ever been."

Jimmy, rev up your motor and ride your CR hard, 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and
the devil deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny Trophy made of gold. But if you lose,
the devil gets your soul.

The devil fired up his RC and he said, "I'll start this show."  fire flew from his Tail pipe
as he revved  up and popped the clutch  steam flew  made an evil hiss.
as he crossed the creek Then a band of demons joined in and a wall of sounded  rang through the land  

When the devil finished, Jimmy said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, but sit down in them
stands right there and let me show you how it's done.

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run. The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun. Jimmies in the
bad lands pickin' out trails. Jimmy, does your CR suck? No, man, no.

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden trophy
on the ground at Jimmy's feet. Jimmy said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try
again. 'Cause I told you once, you son of a dog, I'm the best that's ever been."

 
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GoonRider GoonRider
Guru | Posts: 1329 | Joined: 10/05
Posted: 01/06/06
02:20 PM

LMAO  


Charlie Daniels you ain't!


Don't quit your Day Job!


Still, it was funny!

 

 
TurnerJ TurnerJ
Enthusiast | Posts: 402 | Joined: 12/04
Posted: 01/06/06
03:15 PM

Wow... Ride_CR has just been dethroned as the "Too Much Spare Time" champion of the Dirt Rider message boards.


 

 
EN2 EN2
Enthusiast | Posts: 445 | Joined: 12/05
Posted: 01/06/06
03:24 PM

Thats surely a new twist on an old song.

   

 

 
HondaRider692 HondaRider692
User | Posts: 67 | Joined: 01/06
Posted: 01/07/06
07:44 PM

Who sings that song lets keep it that way


 


What did you do with the money?............ The money i gave you for singin lessons.


 


 Na man i just messing thats pretty kool must of took you long time to type it whew!

 

 
t-rav t-rav
Addict | Posts: 2633 | Joined: 03/05
Posted: 01/07/06
08:51 PM

No Jean, I pretty sure that I may have already passed that award to Pokerface or Goon, I cant remember which.

 

 
XXSUPERHEROXX XXSUPERHEROXX
Guru | Posts: 1396 | Joined: 12/05
Posted: 01/07/06
09:33 PM

LOL it was easy I just searched the words devil went down lyrics, cutnpaste back space fill. the hard part was changing the words to some thing that would be funny but coherentwww.xxsuperheroxx.com



Edited 1/7/2006 9:46 pm by XXSUPERHEROXX (XXSUPERHEROX)  
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EN2 EN2
Enthusiast | Posts: 445 | Joined: 12/05
Posted: 01/08/06
11:44 PM

I thinks it funny to read it, I have the song "THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA" in my IPOD shuffle and listen to it at least once a week while Im doing my regular fitness runs.

   

 

 
XXSUPERHEROXX XXSUPERHEROXX
Guru | Posts: 1396 | Joined: 12/05
Posted: 01/09/06
12:57 AM

I been singing “Motard madness” to the tune of L.A Woman by the doors. At the new construction house I am siding for habitat. I have to think on it longer but I have some thoughts on how to change it to a racing song.

Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their hollywood bungalows
Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light
Or just another lost angel...city of night
City of night, city of night, city of night, woo, c’mon
L.a. woman, l.a. woman
L.a. woman sunday afternoon x3
Drive through your suburbs
Into your blues, into your blues, yeah
Into your blue-blue blues
Into your blues, ohh, yeah
I see your hair is burnin’
Hills are filled with fire
If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar
Drivin’ down your freeways
Midnight alleys roam
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a woman...
So alone, so alone x2
Motel money murder madness
Let’s change the mood from glad to sadness
Mr. mojo risin’, mr. mojo risin’ x2
Got to keep on risin’
Mr. mojo risin’, mr. mojo risin’
Mojo risin’, gotta mojo risin’
Mr. mojo risin’, gotta keep on risin’
Risin’, risin’
Gone risin’, risin’
I’m gone risin’, risin’
I gotta risin’, risin’
Well, risin’, risin’
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin’
Woah, ohh yeah
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow

I have the sickness and its called moto maddness!  
I cant even look at scenery with out the little voice in the back of my head saying “whhoo look at that jump whoo look at the hill hee hee cool !!!” Riders look at the world though different eyes. Try as you may you just can’t explain it to any other person other then some one who rides them self.

 
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EN2 EN2
Enthusiast | Posts: 445 | Joined: 12/05
Posted: 01/09/06
01:38 AM

Wooh, Hold on now brother, Im all about poking fun at a song thats a joke to begine with but making paradys of classic artists who by all accounts was nearly genous, we should as conscous people consider the implications of that with full regard to the hail of fire that could easily erupt from that simple action. You are volunteering for habitat. That is a very noble of you to build for those in need. Im military and am always trying to maintain a mental posture of  " I am trying to help everyone". How long have you been voluntering with them. I only have one more small point to make, if your hearing the madness and listening to the "DOORS" while watching the scenery you might be having what is called a flash back! HA, JUST POKING FUN WITH YA

   

 

 
MOTODUDE125 MOTODUDE125
Enthusiast | Posts: 453 | Joined: 11/05
Posted: 01/09/06
07:26 AM

You ever listen to Billy Idol (White Wedding) I love that song

"does your CR suck" LOL


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