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Exclusive Interview with Pete Peterson
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Posted: 07/13/06
12:54 PM
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Goon Rider: First of all, welcome to the Dirt Rider Board. Tell us a little about yourself.
Pete Peterson: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My last publisher was a relentlessly self-improving dwarf from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Goon Rider: Ahh….I’ll take your word for it. Maybe Jimmy might like to give it a try.
Goon Rider: So Pete, do you have any fears?
Pete Peterson: Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.
Goon Rider: What's the other?
Pete Peterson: Excuse me?
Goon Rider: What's the other thing that scares you?
Pete Peterson: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Goon Rider: I hear that you and your posse recently visited Corona. How did that go?
Pete Peterson: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to a video arcade in Corona, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
Goon Rider: Sounds like you bad boys are ready to party with the Allessi clan!
Goon Rider: If you didn’t get this flippin sweet gig at DR, what were your fall back plans?
Pete Peterson: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Goon Rider: An evil vet?
Pete Peterson: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Goon Rider: An evil petting zoo?
Goon Rider: How do you and Jimmy Lewis get along?
Pete Peterson: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Goon Rider: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes people just say that.
Jimmy Lewis: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.
Goon Rider: How do you and Ziegler get along?
Pete Peterson: He's always after me lucky charms.
Goon Rider: [Laughing] That’s SWEET!
Pete Peterson: What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? He *is* after me lucky charms! What!
Goon Rider: Thanks Pete! Good Luck at DR! Sometimes in life, we are given a choice between being a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell. And Hell does not always look like Hell. On a good day, it can look a lot like LA.
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Posted: 07/13/06
01:37 PM
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Goon, (LMAO) why are you giving Pete such a hard time already? I know he needs to be broke in and all, but give the guy a chance to think he has a sweet job and that we all are alright and his biggest fans before we crush him. 
You don't stop riding because you get old, You get old because you stop riding. SOV - Flying NOE
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Posted: 07/13/06
02:07 PM
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Well Vet,
I figured that he had to be "initiated" into our club and I think this would be less painfull than having his butt cheeks super-glued together. Right? Sometimes in life, we are given a choice between being a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell. And Hell does not always look like Hell. On a good day, it can look a lot like LA.
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Posted: 07/13/06
02:46 PM
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Goon said: "I think this would be less painfull than having his butt cheeks super-glued together."
Are you speaking from experience? Thanks for the nice visual. I think I speak for everyone when I say...Ewwww! ![]()
Edited 7/13/2006 4:02 pm by CycleWriter
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Posted: 07/13/06
03:04 PM
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LMAO!
Actually, I have been watching NIP/TUCK re-runs. (Frat house prank gone way wrong!) Sometimes in life, we are given a choice between being a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell. And Hell does not always look like Hell. On a good day, it can look a lot like LA.
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Posted: 07/13/06
07:21 PM
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proper initiation should incorporatea box of rabid weasels cleverly disguised as donuts delivered to his office( oops thats a weird al song) uuuuh ok we just push him off a 1000ft cliff and see if he survives,(oooh yeah, we have to get him drunk and put him on a dirt bike, to make a it look like an accident) just in case those insurance"weasels" come around
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yzwoods
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Posted: 07/13/06
09:16 PM
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Dam goon, Your Putting this cat in the hay bails right out of the gate! We gotta give him a chance to screw thing up before we put him in the cheap seats no? Hay how come no pics lately?
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Ruff!
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t-rav
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Posted: 07/14/06
10:08 AM
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I think Pete is handling it well. He isnt hiding and he posts back and stuff. Remember that he also has to do ATV Rider and Mini Rider too. Hey, does Mini Rider, have a message board? __________________________________________ 
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Posted: 07/14/06
10:43 AM
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I'm trying to hide, I'm just not very good at it.
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Posted: 07/19/06
06:22 PM
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hm...... (humorusly) <- is that how you spell it?
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t-rav
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Posted: 07/19/06
09:05 PM
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No, "humorously." Use dictionary.com it works good, lol. __________________________________________ 
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Posted: 07/20/06
07:26 PM
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yeah i was gonna bring down my spell checker from my room but im too lazy. wait! i feel like doing it now........................................................................................................................................
ok im back and i got it! and its gonna stay down here! yay! i did something!
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Posted: 07/22/06
08:31 AM
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You worthless peice of..........................oh hi pumppkinfreak i was joking thinking about you LOL
IF IT WASNT FOR THE UNCONTROLABLE NEED TO IMPRESS GIRLS WE WOULD ALL BE SITTING AROUND
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Posted: 07/22/06
06:39 PM
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um i get its a joke but i dont understand the joke. i really sssssslllllllloooooowwwww.
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Posted: 07/25/06
04:53 PM
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my favorite shirt says "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
Yay for stupid people, I am proud be one !
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